Prince doesn’t have to go to the dentist anymore.
I wonder what Kelly Ripa does on her days off?
Ryan Seacrest has to be bored all day.
I. Am. Dy. Ing. I. Am. Dy. Ing.
There’s a reason people don’t take selfies at the dentist.
When she wears her mask, my hygienist looks like Bane from Batman.
[hygienist turns on ultrasonic scaler, and months of rancid disgust ricochet in hygienist's face] Oh that’s why she wears that mask.
How much do dental hygienists make? Is it worth my mouth mess flying in her face?
The View. Good Lord.
If we took a shot every time a male daytime talk show guest is asked how fatherhood changed his life, we’d all be hammered by 11 a.m.
I am a good patient. She hasn’t asked me to open my mouth wider.
How long will it take me to ruin this with coffee and tea?
It’s a sign of the times that we don’t hear screaming at the dentist’s office.
The dentist can blast away my cavity with sand. I can post my thoughts on the Internet. I would certainly be the first to go in the zombie apocalypse.